WTF OVARIES. You can’t produce kittens. You don’t get to explode over this.
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i know i always reblog this but YOU GUYS.
there’s a NOSE BOOP.
I swear cats are the cutest things on earth.
no babies, just kittens.
What is this even from? It’s the single best thing EVER.
KITTY!
ITS SO FLUFFY
these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.
cats see other baby animals when they have kittens and figure “well I have these ones so logically those other babies must be mine too!”
oh no cat family………..
Man, cats are weird…
(a collection of my favourite cat gif’s)
Omg!!
stop scrolling
and look at this man
he says thank you, you may continue scrolling now
since so many people like this man here are some facts about him for your reading pleasure:
- his name is Tubs
- he was a street cat before being taken to a shelter
- he was nearly put down because no one adopts cats everyone wants kittens
- he’s really soft
- like… Really soft
- he’ll start purring the second you start petting him or pick him up and it’s the deepest, most soothing purr ever
- he’s really good at sensing when someone is in distress and comes to cheer them up by doing silly cat things and headbutting them
- we have two other cats we got after adopting him and he’s their big brother
- he grooms the dog
- he will lick your hand while you pet him
- he has a white patch of fur on his tummy
- it took us months to figure out what to call him because we’d never had a “family” cat before so we couldn’t agree on a name
- we also call him Big Cat as well as his name because he is a Large boy
- no seriously he’s like 18 lbs
- he goes crazy if you scratch his back near his tail
- he steals hair ties and hides them… he has a stash somewhere but we have yet to locate it
- he opens cupboards and pulls out their contents and then just leaves
- he jumps on the counter and watches while the dishes are being washed
- he demands to be let into the bathroom if someone is in there
- he’s really fascinated by the toilet flush noise
- he has a personal vendetta against anything stick-like like pencils, paint brushes, popsicle sticks, etc. and will steal and destroy them
- he loves NERF darts
- he tries to escape sometimes but he gets like three feet out the back door and just sits there like “what do I do now”
- he’s surprisingly fast and agile for a cat his size
- he’s not even overweight or anything he’s just naturally this big
- he nearly died a few years ago due to a blockage in his urinary tract and is now on special food to make sure it never happens again
- he will go to the door to greet people coming in and loves to be around people
- he will try to steal the other cats’ food if we don’t watch while they’re eating
- he knows he shouldn’t do it because as soon as we approach him he runs off lmao
- he will share my bed with our newest cat Tiramisu when I’m not sleeping in it
- he’s a happy, friendly, perfect cat and I would die for him
- my mom is convinced he and our other male cat are both gay and Tubs is a bear
- I told him tumblr likes him and he headbutted me so I’m relaying it to everyone who liked/reblogged this post he loves you all
😻😻😻😻
We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books
SKREE
The 11 Best Books on Writing I’ve Ever Read
- Marie Arana. The Writing Life: Writers On How They Think and Work
- James Scott Bell. Plot & Structure: Techniques and Exercises for Crafting a Plot that Grips Readers from Start to Finish
- Brandilyn Collins. Getting into Character: Seven Secrets a Novelist Can Learn from Actors
- Annie Dillard. The Writing Life
- Stephen King. On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
- Dean Koontz. How to Write Bestselling Fiction
- Anne Lamott. Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life
- Donald Maass. Writing the Breakout Novel: Insider Advice for Taking Your Fiction to the Next Level
- Sol Stein. Stein On Writing: A Master Editor of Some of the Most Successful Writers of Our Century Shares His Craft Techniques and Strategies
- William Zinsser. On Writing Well: An Informal Guide to Writing Nonfiction
Now, don’t read any of those books, until…
…you’ve read the bible of writing books:
11. William Strunk Jr. and E. B. White, The Elements of Style
I CANT RECOMMEND THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE ENOUGH
IT’S SO GOOD
AND FAIRLY SHORT
What the signs are obsessed with
Aries: Puns
Taurus: Flowers
Gemini: Cats
Cancer: Fictional characters
Leo: Perfectly winged eyeliner
Virgo: Outerspace
Libra: Books
Scorpio: Fandoms
Capricorn: Vintage things
Sagittarius: Art
Aquarius: Video games
Pisces: Aliens
Sections in the bookstore:
- Books You Haven’t Read
- Books You Needn’t Read
- Books Made for Purposes Other Than Reading
- Books Read Even Before You Open Them Since They Belong to the Category of Books Read Before Being Written
- Books That If You Had More Than One Life You Would Certainly Also Read But Unfortunately Your Days Are Numbered
- Books You Mean to Read But There Are Others You Must Read First
- Books Too Expensive Now and You’ll Wait ‘Til They’re Remaindered
- Books ditto When They Come Out in Paperback
- Books You Can Borrow from Somebody
- Books That Everybody’s Read So It’s As If You Had Read Them, Too
- Books You’ve Been Planning to Read for Ages
- Books You’ve Been Hunting for Years Without Success
- Books Dealing with Something You’re Working on at the Moment
- Books You Want to Own So They’ll Be Handy Just in Case
- Books You Could Put Aside Maybe to Read This Summer
- Books You Need to Go with Other Books on Your Shelves
- Books That Fill You with Sudden, Inexplicable Curiosity, Not Easily Justified
- Books Read Long Ago Which It’s Now Time to Re-read
- Books You’ve Always Pretended to Have Read and Now It’s Time to Sit Down and Really Read Them
Italo Calvino, If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler (via wordsnquotes)
worth watching for the end
yo what tHE FUCK ¡
Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!
Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play
“Play fight with me!”
Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens
“Cute kittens get booped!”
They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.
The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”
The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”
And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!
Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!
Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!
Why’s the Animal Crossing channel on in the background?
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